Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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