Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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