did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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