Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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