C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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