did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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