No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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