Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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