i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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