If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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