You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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