at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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