I heard we made out
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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