Ambien. No doubt about it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
