Having a random hookup so left but love u
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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