Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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