i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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