We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
