i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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