so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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