It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My cat gives me a boner
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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