Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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