Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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