Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
try to milk me bitch
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