can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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