You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I looked at my own cervix.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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