i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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