i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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