so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
