I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
