Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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