Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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