He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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