yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Randomize
