dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Someone shattered a urinal.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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