Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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