She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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