I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
