no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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