It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
