Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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