oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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