He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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