Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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