i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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