maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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