please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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