don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
