i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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