So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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