there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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